Kevin Malone's Famous Chili Recipe from The Office: An Amateur's Guide

1. Introduction

Everyone remembers Kevin Malone’s legendary chili from the hilarious ‘The Office.’ And now, you can recreate this legendary dish in your own kitchen, even if you’re a cooking beginner. This guide will take you step-by-step through the process, providing helpful tips and insights along the way.

1. Ingredients

The original recipe remains shrouded in mystery, but here’s a general guideline:

• 1 tablespoon vegetable oil


• 1 medium onion, chopped


• 1 green bell pepper, chopped


• 1 pound ground beef


• 1 (28-ounce) can crushed tomatoes


• 1 (15-ounce) can kidney beans, drained and rinsed


• 1 (15-ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed


• 1 (10-ounce) can diced tomatoes and green chilies


• 1 cup beef broth


• 1 teaspoon chili powder


• 1/2 teaspoon cumin


• 1/4 teaspoon black pepper


• Salt to taste


• Optional: 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese for topping

1. Instructions

1. Sauté the vegetables: Heat the vegetable oil in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and bell pepper and sauté until softened, about 5-7 minutes.

2. Brown the ground beef: Add the ground beef to the pot and cook, breaking it up with a spoon, until browned. Drain any excess fat.

3. Add the remaining ingredients: Add the crushed tomatoes, kidney beans, black beans, diced tomatoes and green chilies, beef broth, chili powder, cumin, black pepper, and salt to the pot. Stir well to combine.

4. Simmer and thicken: Bring the chili to a simmer, then reduce heat to low and let simmer for at least 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. The longer the chili simmers, the more flavorful it will become.

5. Serve: Serve the chili hot with your favorite toppings, such as shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream, or chopped onions.

1. Tips

• Don’t be afraid to adjust the spices to your liking. If you like it spicy, add more chili powder or a pinch of cayenne pepper.


• If your chili seems too thick, add a little more beef broth or water to thin it out.


• For a richer flavor, brown the ground beef in a separate skillet before adding it to the pot.


• This recipe is easily doubled or tripled for larger gatherings.

1. Conclusion

Now you’re equipped to make Kevin Malone’s chili, even if you’ve never cooked chili before. Impress your friends and family with this delicious and hearty dish, inspired by the beloved ‘The Office’ character. Remember, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the process. So grab your ingredients, turn up the tunes, and get ready to create your own chili masterpiece!